My most prized possession is an Ugarte Cheechong-2 model. I call it the Pulgasaweed; a handmade bong crafted by the legendary Ezequiel Ugarte, high priest of marijuana paraphernalia, and made from recycled glass from the bongs of Rob Manley, Prowll Katt, and acclaimed actor Troy “Erection” Harrelson.

The bidirectional, thermoregulated airflow, featuring reduced negative endoatmospheric density, creates a negative vacuum coefficient between the Termix-4 glass mouthpiece and the nozzle, so that a fucking fat cloud of smoke gets in when I light up.

Available in Serengeti for $29.99.

The packaging says that legend has it that it’s impossible to cough when smoking with the Cheechong-2. I disagree with the legend… my neighbors even more so.

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